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Elmo Happens

1/15/11 — 5:39pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z6E88y2avIiq
Yeast Dough Happens

Yeast Dough Happens

High-res 1/15/11 — 5:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z6E88y2av505
Garbage Disposal Happens

  • Clean Kitchen after work. (All nice and shiny)

  • Put all waste in disposal.

  • Turn disposal on.

  • Disposal explodes.

  • Not so nice and shiny anymore.

1/15/11 — 5:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z6E88y2av3S-
Horse Piss Happens
  • Friend 1:

    (takes a drink) It tastes like horse piss.

  • Friend 2:

    How do you know what horse piss taste like?

  • Friend 3:

    Yeah, have you drank horse piss?

  • Friend 1:

    No! I didn't drink it. I sniffed it.

9/12/10 — 10:32pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z6E88y12KrnN

Cows Happen

9/12/10 — 4:23pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z6E88y12Ew7l