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Elmo Happens

Yeast Dough Happens

Yeast Dough Happens

Garbage Disposal Happens
  • Clean Kitchen after work. (All nice and shiny)

  • Put all waste in disposal.

  • Turn disposal on.

  • Disposal explodes.

  • Not so nice and shiny anymore.

Horse Piss Happens
  • Friend 1:

    (takes a drink) It tastes like horse piss.

  • Friend 2:

    How do you know what horse piss taste like?

  • Friend 3:

    Yeah, have you drank horse piss?

  • Friend 1:

    No! I didn't drink it. I sniffed it.

Cows Happen